The Returns by M. K. Clinton

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The Returns by M. K. Clinton

The Indie Book of the Day for 13th of May, 2013!

Genre: Literary, Humor

Get ready to laugh out loud while reading a book! Life was good for F.B.I. Agent #7 Bentley Clanton. He had the job of his dreams and partnered with his best friend, Aiden Davenport. Together, they had been working to arrest the infamous arms dealer, Maurice “Tombstone” Larson. Unfortunately, things went bad leaving Bentley shot. Arriving in Heaven before his time, he is escorted to the Returns Department. He meets his Guardian Angel, Faith Fullilove. She promises that she’ll be on earth when he “returns.” She can’t tell him what form he will take. The last thing he thinks is that his new life will consist of him having two long ears, giant paws, four stubby legs, and a tail. He is teamed with three other Returns, a fun loving Golden Retriever, a feisty Chihuahua, and a flamboyant West Highland Terrier. They sniff out the trail of his nemesis, Tombstone Larson, during Mardi Gras season. When their investigation draws the attention of his former partner, Aiden travels to uncover what is really going on in the Crescent City of New Orleans. What happens when they meet face to snout?? Join in their fun and laughter as you find out!

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  • File Size: 389 KB
  • Print Length: 206 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: M. K. Clinton; 1 edition (November 28, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00AFMVTBM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Not Enabled

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M. K. Clinton lives in northwest Louisiana. She and her husband have been blissfully married for over thirty years. The parents of two grown children, they are now enjoying the freedom of not punching a clock every day. After working at a local high school as an office clerk, library clerk, and cheerleader coach for many years, M. K. decided to stay home and concentrate on writing. It is a much quieter existence, unless it is college football or baseball season. During those times, the household can get extremely loud. The couple shares their home with Tucker, a happy, fun-loving Golden Retriever, and Bentley, a lovable Basset Hound. She found the inspiration for her first book, The Returns, on Bentley’s coat. He was born with a perfect number seven on his hip. Ironically, he is also the seventh dog that the family has owned.

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Hustled To The Altar by Dani Collins

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Hustled To The Altar by Dani Collins

The Indie Book of the Day for 5th of April, 2013!

Genre: Romance, Humor

“The day before your wedding, expect a few mix-ups…”

In the spirit of Match Me If You Can and other great comedies by Susan Elizabeth Phillips, HUSTLED TO THE ALTAR offers a witty, face-paced story about likable people tripping into love despite their best-laid plans. 

With a not so tidy past tucked behind her, Renny O’Laughlin thinks marriage to a steady man will make an honest woman of her. To that end, the last thing she wants on the day before her wedding is to see her eccentric ex-boyfriend—the one with more dollars than sense who provokes the thrill-seeker inside her. But she works for his Gran and has just learned the senior was duped by a professional swindler. Renny has to tell Con what happened before she marries another man and leaves forever.

Games-inventor Conroy Burke won’t buckle to convention, especially marriage. He’s crazy about Renny though. She’s the only woman able to keep up with him. When she explains how his Gran was tricked, Con sees an opportunity to convince his wildcard she doesn’t really want to settle down.

Brimming with snappy come-backs and sexy love scenes, HUSTLED TO THE ALTAR is a shell-game of playful plot twists from first page to last.

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  • File Size: 2846 KB
  • Print Length: 401 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1480175013
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B009R7M7OE
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Dani Collins is a debut author with a mission to deliver romance to readers.

Before making her first sale to Harlequin Mills & Boon in 2012, Dani spent two decades writing and submitting to every publisher with a transom while holding down a day job and raising a family with her high school sweet heart. A high energy writer with an addiction to coffee and Smarties, Dani decided to become an overnight success by going to contract on an epic fantasy romance with epublisher Champagne Books five weeks after her sale to Harlequin. For good measure, she chose to indie-publish her contemporary romance, Hustled To The Altar that same year.

Romantic Times readers will recognize Hustled To The Altar from the American Title competition. New readers will quickly realize that while her stories span very different genres, she always delivers intensely alpha-male heroes squaring off with spirited heroines capable of a snappy comeback.

When Dani isn’t writing, she attempts to garden. Her success with plants can be summed up by her husband’s, “Are you finished extracting information from this thing?” He gave her a whiteboard for her birthday, not flowers. She loves it and is busy plotting her next story upon it.

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Letters To Young Chong by Melanie Moore

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Letters To Young Chong by Melanie Moore

The Indie Book of the Day for 25th of March, 2013!

Genre: Humor, Memoir

Booze, sex, and good times. What more could you ask for from a memoir? Letters To Young Chong is much like the pickled ginger on a sushi plate. As a reader, sometimes you need something spicy to cleanse your palate between complex books. That is what you will find here.

Letters To Young Chong is based on the friendship that developed between Melissa Moore and myself. No relation at all. We were often confused as the same person or considered twins. It was a rough start having to share my name. I was sure I would hate that name stealing girl for all of time. Thank goodness I finally got over that. I could not imagine life without her.

Through the beginning chapters, you will read how our friendship was built. In our rural area, we weren’t provided with the luxuries of entertainment big city kids have. We learned how to keep ourselves occupied with fast cars, booze and each other.

The friendship survives years of separation and abusive relationships. When we finally meet up again, we fall right back into step. It is obvious though that time has taken its toll and the situations we have lived through change our outlook on the world forever.

So grab a stiff drink and join the Young Chong experience! Jump on the crazy train that readers are describing as an addicting, rowdy story that will make you bust out laughing and cry your eyes out. If you survive this ride, you’ll definitely want to stay tuned for the sequel!

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  • File Size: 581 KB
  • Print Length: 426 pages
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00AVQ3HBW
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Not Enabled

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Melanie Moore still resides on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. She has recently immersed herself back into writing. She still loves a good drink, a good man, a good dog and good friends. She finds any combination of those things leads to a good time. She is currently working on the sequel to Letters To Young Chong. Keep your eyes out for Tomato Stakes: A Memoir Of An Unhealthy Obsession.

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Steering Gone Awry by Tracy Heath

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Steering Gone Awry by Tracy Heath

The Indie Book of the Day for 18th of March, 2013!

Genre: Humor, Family

Bestselling author Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. In this first book of her Country Misadventures series, you will be introduced to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun.

She tells about being bullied by a steer: “Since he wasn’t a pet we promptly named him ‘Reddy.’ It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.”

And find out what happens when a grade school child gets behind the wheel: “Well, when all you need is one right foot that knows what it’s doing, it’s a sure shame to be stuck with a pair of lefties.”

You’ll even read about coping with psychotic chickens: “So we placed an order with the local feed store for ‘assorted chicks.’….It wasn’t until quite a while later that we learned the true meaning of ‘assorted.’”

You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.

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  • File Size: 201 KB
  • Print Length: 33 pages
  • Publisher: Tracy Heath Publications; 2 edition (June 22, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008E8KF6Y
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Not Enabled

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Bestselling author Tracy Heath is a country humorist writer, having grown up in the Eastern Oregon desert among dogs, cows, and tumbleweeds. She has now published the first two books of her Country Misadventures series and is known for her comical tales of country incidents and family mishaps. Tracy currently resides in the medium-sized city of Kennewick, Washington, with her husband. Living with them are their rambunctious son and scruffy hunting dog.

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The Adventure Tournament by Nicholas Andrews

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The Adventure Tournament by Nicholas Andrews

The Indie Book of the Day for 17th of March, 2013!

Genre: Fantasy, Humor

With the kingdom of Bolognia under attack by independent forces of random malcontents, it’s time to send out the army to deal with these troublemakers, right? No, first there’s money to be made! Send out the adventurers, those rogues who wander the countryside in search of fame and treasure, and take up all the good seats at the local pubs. Then, organize brackets, stage it for the public’s entertainment, offer a prize and call it The Adventure Tournament.

Remy Fairwyn is a ne’er-do-well academic who really wants to become an adventurer. When he hears of the tournament, he jumps at the opportunity, only to find himself out of the frying pan and in the fire. Add ingredients like corrupt organizations, professional wrestlers, narcoleptic thieves, drama kings and malfunctioning magical minutia, and his venture quickly becomes a recipe for disaster. Nevertheless, he blunders his way into being the captain of his own team. Now he can follow his dream, but still has to contend with obstacles such as tournament organizers whose motives may not be clean, an overbearing father holding him to academic pursuits, and his own nonsensical noggin, which is better suited for a pack mule than a dashing hero. Still, he’s determined to become the biggest badass warrior to ever wield a large piece of wood.

As the competition heats up, Remy discovers that the tournament itself could be putting the kingdom in danger, and it’s up to him to uncover the truth before destruction consumes all he holds dear.

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  • File Size: 527 KB
  • Print Length: 310 pages
  • Publisher: Stray Publishing (June 30, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005LFYPZK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Not Enabled

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Nicholas Andrews grew up in Dayton, Ohio. After graduating from Bellbrook High School in 2000, he went on to attend both Ohio University and Wright State University. He worked as a freelance video editor for various independent pro wrestling companies for three years, before returning to his first love of writing. He has been writing stories since he was ten years old. He is also the nephew of Ted Andrews (1952-2009), award winning new age author.

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The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard by Robert Bryndza

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The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard by Robert Bryndza

The Indie Book of the Day for 20th of February, 2013!

Genre: Contemporary, Humor

Coco Pinchard was never a single thirty-something. She married young, had a son, and put her dream to be a writer on hold. Now her first novel is published. Husband Daniel has greyed nicely into a silver fox, and son Rosencrantz is grown up. It should be time to enjoy life.   That is until the annual family Christmas when her hideous mother-in-law Ethel comes to stay, and Coco opens her gift from Daniel. It’s not the jewellery she chose, but an iPhone. This marks the start of Daniel’s mid-life crisis and she catches him in bed with a younger woman.   The iPhone becomes a confessional of sorts, through emails to her friends Chris, an ageing trustafarian and Marika a slightly alcoholic schoolteacher. Coco documents her seemingly endless (and often entertaining!) run of bad luck.   Then she meets the hunky Adam and she’s back in the world of dating as a single forty-something…   Read the emails that tell the hilarious tale of Coco picking up the pieces, in this fun, feel good Romantic Comedy.

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  • File Size: 578 KB
  • Print Length: 354 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1477604928
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Team Bryndza Books (June 5, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0086V6JLE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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Robert Bryndza is a British born author and playwrite, currently living in Slovakia. He originally trained as an actor, but was bitten by the writing bug when his play Branko & Branka: The Croatian Magic Sensation was a hit at the 2007 Edinburgh Festival.

He was a finalist in the 2010 BBC Drama Writers Academy and has published two novels, The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard and Bitch Hollywood (co- written with Ján Bryndza). The latter was inspired by the year Robert and Ján spent living and working in Los Angeles.

Robert is currently working on a sequel to The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard. 

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Scribbling (Adventures of Neville Lansdowne)

The sequel to the Goodreads Choice semi-finalist Doodling

Neville Lansdowne pushed the world out of shape.

He didn’t mean to do it. He didn’t even realise he had done it. If you had asked him, he would have said that, as far as he could tell, the world was the wrong shape to begin with.

In a world that is totally the wrong shape, Neville meets a new bunch of eccentric characters, and embarks on another strange and wholly unexpected adventure.

For more stories that stand out from the crowd, check out these other books by Jonathan Gould
*** Doodling: More strange and unexpected adventures for Neville Lansdowne.
*** Magnus Opum
: An epic fantasy that’s slightly skewed – Tolkien with a twist.

*** Flidderbugs: A political satire, a fable, or maybe just a funny little story about a bunch of bugs with some very peculiar obsessions.

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The Grid

A comedic re-imagining of the classic Hitchcock thriller film Rear Window.

Everyone’s been guilty of it at least once. Who can resist glancing into a curtain-less window?

For one man the urge to look has become far worse. In fact, his obsession with spying on hotel guests across the street from his office is borderline pathological. And now someone is about to teach this Peeping-Tom a lesson he won’t forget…

The Grid is the length of a short story (approximately 4,000 words).

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Olive Branches Don’t Grow On Trees

The first book in a family saga trilogy, this is the story of a 23 year old woman’s journey to bring peace to her feuding family, while finding direction in her own life.

Best of 2012 Book List, Suspense Magazine.

A best seller in Amazon’s humorous fiction category.

“A truly enjoyable read. Perfect for a cozy evening snuggling under a blanket, blocking out the world. The sequences of Silvia’s recollections into the past with her strong willed, born ahead of her time grandmother, the jobs she has held, and lost as it were, are nothing short of brilliant.”
Chapters and Chats Book Reviews

“I found myself thinking about the characters long after I finished this, so I’m happy to hear there is a sequel coming up. It makes one proud of the human spirit, what it can overcome when it is motivated by love to do so. My mother was a “Silvia” in her lifetime, and for the same reason, so the message here mattered to me. Thanks to this author for giving us that insight without dragging it out into a long, dismal and depressing novel.”
Amazon Vine Review

“The author weaves a tale that is a moving and realistic portrayal of a dysfunctional family with enough drama and humorous family situations that will keep the reader engaged and entertained, while providing a witty sense of humor and subtle messages of life lessons to extend the olive branch and learn to live, love and forgive.”
Jersey Girl Book Reviews

“The author did a great job of showing what Silvia was experiencing as she tried to reunite the members of her hot-headed Italian family.”
Bella Online: The Voice of Women

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Seven Strange Years: Real Letters – Strange Stories

Waking up in the hospital to find wires snapped to your chest, tubes jammed in your veins, and handcuffs tearing at your wrists is a horrible way to start your day — especially when you don’t remember who you are or how you got there.

That was just the beginning of “Johnny’s” bad day. He was poked. He was prodded. He was told he had done horrible things. Then the cops came and hauled him away. They tossed him in jail with nothing but a notebook full of strange letters he had supposedly written to friends and family. It was a conspiracy of epic proportions. And Johnny’s only hope for proving he’s not the criminal they say he is are the letters an old man claiming to be his father gave him.

Seven Strange Years is a compilation of letters that tell the tales of a mad traveler buzzing around the country wreaking havoc wherever he lands, pieced together in jail as Johnny scours the letters for evidence that might save him from years in prison. And reading letters rife with tales of freedom and adventure is nothing short of torture when you’re stuck in jail.

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