Irked by Kirk: Nutty Prank Letters from Japan (Sexy Vampire - Free Beer edition)

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"Irked by Kirk is very funny, in fact so funny at first glance I wondered if this can all be true." –The Kindle Book Review Kirk Dunkirk is the master of insane correspondence. He gets answers to the questions you didn’t even know needed asking!Can my dog get a sex change? Will Prince Charles spank Japanese university girls for charity? How can I ship mummies?“Irked by Kirk” is a collection of zany and sophisticated but TRUE prank letters between Kirk and bigwig CEOs, hypnotists, and politicians. Ted L. Nancy's "Letters from a Nut" fans will enjoy this hilarious addition to the genre. With haiku, diagrams and puzzles. Please note there are currently three editions of this book. The Sexy Vampire edition (110 pages), the complete Kindle edition (300+ full color pages) and the complete print edition (300+ full-size pages, like a phone book.) See links above to make sure you get the version you want.Find out if:• Fascists get discounts at Nissan• Japanese honey gives people hives• Sword-wielding Ninja bodyguards are allowed at professional basketball events• Naked runners can get donuts at the Toronto Marathon• The CEO of Honda really does hate human cannonballs…and more!And speaking of appreciation:• "We'd like to highly appreciate your advice of new scent 'Recycled Lard' or 'Dank Hairy Floor.' It's nice and interesting for us to hear such kind of scents." -The Makers of Unicharm Air Fresheners• "There is no eel to water ratio specifications... however [that] would be of minimal concern when compared to the health and safety of [restaurant] customers from spear gun shots." -Portland, Oregon Health Department• "I don't believe it would be appropriate for anybody to run the course naked. Yes, our event passes by a few Tim Horton’s donut shops." -Toronto Marathon OfficialsAll of the letters are actual correspondence. Even postmarked envelopes are included.(Please keep in mind that, depending on the device and application you choose to read ebooks with, some scanned letters might be hard to read due to potentially small font size. While most customers have had no trouble with this, the authors are aware of the issue and trying to fix it when they get breaks of free time away from their day jobs. In the meantime we appreciate your understanding.)Go ahead, “look inside” the book, see some examples for yourself. But but be prepared to laugh so hard and suddenly you’ll spray coffee out your nose!A huge 8.5 x 11” print edition is available too. It’s the size of the Baltimore phone book.

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Irked by Kirk: Nutty Prank Letters from Japan (Sexy Vampire - Free Beer edition) 4.2 out of 5 based on 14 ratings. 228 user reviews
Expired Deals Irked by Kirk: Nutty Prank Letters from Japan (Sexy Vampire - Free Beer edition) "Irked by Kirk is very funny, in fact so funny at first glance I wondered if this can all be true." –The Kindle Book Review Kirk Dunkirk is the master of insane correspondence. He gets answers to the questions you didn’t even know needed asking!Can my dog get a sex change? Will Prince Charles spank Japanese university girls for charity? How can I ship mummies?“Irked by Kirk” is a collection of zany and sophisticated but TRUE prank letters between Kirk and bigwig CEOs, hypnotists, and politicians. Ted L. Nancy's "Letters from a Nut" fans will enjoy this hilarious addition to the genre. With haiku, diagrams and puzzles. Please note there are currently three editions of this book. The Sexy Vampire edition (110 pages), the complete Kindle edition (300+ full color pages) and the complete print edition (300+ full-size pages, like a phone book.) See links above to make sure you get the version you want.Find out if:• Fascists get discounts at Nissan• Japanese honey gives people hives• Sword-wielding Ninja bodyguards are allowed at professional basketball events• Naked runners can get donuts at the Toronto Marathon• The CEO of Honda really does hate human cannonballs…and more!And speaking of appreciation:• "We'd like to highly appreciate your advice of new scent 'Recycled Lard' or 'Dank Hairy Floor.' It's nice and interesting for us to hear such kind of scents." -The Makers of Unicharm Air Fresheners• "There is no eel to water ratio specifications... however [that] would be of minimal concern when compared to the health and safety of [restaurant] customers from spear gun shots." -Portland, Oregon Health Department• "I don't believe it would be appropriate for anybody to run the course naked. Yes, our event passes by a few Tim Horton’s donut shops." -Toronto Marathon OfficialsAll of the letters are actual correspondence. Even postmarked envelopes are included.(Please keep in mind that, depending on the device and application you choose to read ebooks with, some scanned letters might be hard to read due to potentially small font size. While most customers have had no trouble with this, the authors are aware of the issue and trying to fix it when they get breaks of free time away from their day jobs. In the meantime we appreciate your understanding.)Go ahead, “look inside” the book, see some examples for yourself. But but be prepared to laugh so hard and suddenly you’ll spray coffee out your nose!A huge 8.5 x 11” print edition is available too. It’s the size of the Baltimore phone book. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41-YOPD5VUL._SL160_.jpg
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