Book Description

Bill the Vampire by Rick Gualtieri

There are reasons we fear the night. He isn’t one of them.

Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb…then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.

Now he’s surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a whole lot cooler than he is…and they all want him dead, permanently this time.

But Bill isn’t exactly average. A vampire like him hasn’t been seen in centuries.

He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit.


Bill the Vampire, book 1 of the Tome of Bill, is 80,000 words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri

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IBD Verdict

If you thought being dead was the greatest problem someone can have, than you haven’t met Bill. He is an endangered vampire with lots of adventure and a great sense of humor!

Book Insight

  • File Size: 442 KB
  • Print Length: 292 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0058I8A6K
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled

In the latter part of the 20th century, Rick Gualtieri was born. The world as a collective said ‘meh’ and thus he began his journey through a life filled with all sorts of quirks and oddness. What better thing to do than write about it? Rick Gualtieri is an adult comedy & horror writer. He is the author of:

BIGFOOT HUNTERS – A horror adventure BILL THE VAMPIRE – A horror comedy. Book one in the Tome of Bill Series SCARY DEAD THINGS – A horror comedy. Book two in the Tome of Bill Series THE POPTART MANIFESTO – A comedic selection of short stories Upcoming works include: THE MOURNING WOODS: The Tome of Bill, Part 3. Coming summer 2012 DEVIL HUNTERS coming winter 2012

Rick currently lives in NJ, a good place to be for people like him.

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