Book Description

A Dinosaur Ate Your Alien by Parker Moose

The Indie Book of the Day for 4th of December, 2014!

Genre: Literary, Humor

The squid of the planet Steranko have a problem. Their king is a lunatic, the last of their once-proud space fleet has been reduced to a theme restaurant, and the population’s only ambition is to catch all of their soaps. So when a mineral shortage triggers a planetwide crisis, it’s time to go where no squid has gone before: out of their comfort zone.

Light-years away, the people of Earth aren’t doing too well, either. The cavemen there are in constant danger of becoming extinct, whether it’s from the elements, oversized predators or their own poor table manners. Anyone with half a brain would want to get out of town. But there’s only one person on the planet who meets that requirement. He’s Cro, the first Cro-Magnon man in a world of Neanderthals, and he’s about to meet an alien race that’s truly ahead of their time.

Will Cro sell out his people for the sake of a good conversation? Does brains versus brawn really matter at the wrong end of a club? And how does an alien from another galaxy get an Irish accent? It’s ET vs BC in a comic culture clash!

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Book Insight

  • File Size: 3057 KB
  • Print Length: 225 pages
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00D9VT6L6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled 
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled 
  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Not Enabled

Read Sample

Parker Moose is an award-winning writer and graphic artist. The award? Outstanding Newspaper Carrier, 1986. The third of seven children, he learned to eat quickly and share his Christmas presents at a very young age. Weaned on a steady pop culture diet of comic books, movies and video games, he has the mutant ability to cross-reference any actor’s movie appearances but once did not recognize his own boss in public.

He wishes he could write like Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and draw like Bill Watterson. And, for good measure, that he had created Angry Birds. He lives in Northwest Indiana with his beautiful wife and two children who keep him sleep-deprived and inspired.

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